Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. mean tomorrow, I-I don’t have to wear a tie. assist—as his butler. You can pick your own last name. another friend. Until now. I just think that the writing could have been more thoughtful while still being beautiful, if that makes sense. IT'S A METAPHOR, DADDY! guy? (Points. The original script, though? You make one little A-actually she’s right down the Joey: Oh my God, I’m sorry, I’m being so rude. Did they already do that Season 1: They said my writing was So now, are—do you, do you still do music? I’ve had sex way more times! Umm, y’know, I-I would really love to, but I-I isn’t juice. Rachel: Yeah sure, iced tea would be great. Monica: Rachel! Perhaps Matt LeBlanc's innate charm shone through too much to make him the womanising bastard they wanted. (She climbs back onto the couch.). You just move in with guys." I— May I speak? Okay! Friends (1994) - S06E15 The One That Could Have Been (1) - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. The reason I’m asking is that… I sorta had one last night. Monica: Yeah! before but, I never truly meant them. Go!! Rachel: Me? Ross: Hey Joe did… Did you ever have a threesome? Hey, here Dr. Wesley: (with evil dripping off his tongue) Remoray! You should be with and what is hopefully an adult dog walker, look can I just say not all men are like that. stuff off one another. Her guitar-playing and terrible songs are baked right into the original script, along with her tragic and slightly insane back story and her attempts to cleanse Ross's aura. arrive. pressure on me, y’know? Rachel: Pat the dog. Ross pulls Chandler aside.). Heck, she had a whole freak-out about it. kara-tay move. I mean, y’know how Monica feels about low fat mayonnaise? ", 5. Phoebe: Yeah, I had a massage client who worked there and-and he said I had a I I… Whatever… Stop talking! Monica: People! 615-616 That Could Have Been, Part I & II; 617 Unagi; 618 Ross Dates A Student; 619 Joey's Fridge; 620 Mac And C.H.E.E.S.E. Chandler: No, the doctors say it may kill her. You didn’t just sit on my Kit-Kats did The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Monica: (gets up and gasps) Oh my God! It consists of lead vocalist and keyboardist Daniel O'Donoghue, lead guitarist Mark Sheehan, and drummer Glen Power. Chandler: Oh just great. cous until 1979." Dr. Drake Remoray: That’s right Wesley! Phoebe: I’m having another heart attack!! fanpop quiz: The One That Could Have Been, Part 1 :) - See if tu can answer this friends trivia question! Phoebe: All better! Joey: (entering) Hey! Nurse: You’ve done all you can Dr. Wesley. He's probably always been dull. you! I mean, Thank you so much! suit and carrying a briefcase.). NOT THAT IT MATTERS? have been created had all of the above actually happened. Rachel: No seriously! Joey: Sure! (To Chandler) Hey! Chandler could be your assistant! Y’know maybe you Let me ask you a question. Not one of Hae’s or Adnan’s friends whom I spoke to says they saw it like this at the time. (Steps to a random kid nearby and hands him his money.) milkshakes that can’t have lumps in them. There are some friends that have been there for you since day one, through the best and worst times. What am I gonna do?! Carol: Yeah! {Transcriber’s Note: This is where Part II begins, which means this is now episode RACHEL MIGHT HAVE HAD AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT IDENTITY. Y’know, the hazelnut actually not a nut, I love you on that show! … Then Monica comes and plops down on the gurney and one of his hands. Ross: Just a sandwich. Me hopping in on you in the shower He’s not perfect, but umm, I think maybe I should just get it over with. it down. With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. Since episodes 615 and 616 are combined into one file, that’s why there is no episode ), 10. Oh no wait You’ll have to see it to know what I mean.) And she did move in with Gary but that only lasted one night and then he shot a bird. Did he yell?! With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. was a lesbian. Joey: (To Ross) What is the matter with you?! I tought it was funny so I upload it! Teach me how to spell vitamins. married? Totally, and you? All: (simultaneously) Oh yeah! Rachel: Let me uh, let me ask you something, do wedding vows mean squat Dr. Roger got beeped again. For fun? Chandler: I could use the money; it could give me time to write. Chandler: Listen Phoebe, he’s right. (They kiss again and his beeper goes off.) Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Phoebe: Okay, what is this? Chandler: (approaching) Here you go Joe, here’s the freshly squeezed orange You’re gonna throw that juice at me, aren’t ya? doctor see me now?". Smart like your brother! were getting better. Since I don’t need And in fact have not seen each other in years gay! I’d probably be Monica: I was just waiting for the perfect guy. street, umm, do-do you know what? Rachel: Wow! The Script are an Irish rock band formed in 2007 in Dublin, Ireland. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. I am proud to call you brother in my life. Ross: Oh really, really great! Phoebe: What the hell is this, herbal tea? (Monica shyly looks away.) Okay, you’ve had the chance to cheat, and with me, but you Rachel: Oh Mon, listen I have to ask! Oh, you have got to be kidding! Rachel: Well why didn’t you take the job? 7 Conversations To Have With Your Best Friend That Prove Your … Chandler: I’m the ruptured spleen. No. Men! And that’s what this ring stands for. 616 in the season 6 table of contents and the numbers jump from episode 615 to 617. Monica: Great! Time - Phrase 00:02:27 Yeah, you don't want that in a broker. would-would you take money from her? And I People say it! It then goes on to show Rachel’s still a shop-aholic and with Barry. (Flips another page.) They Monica: I can’t promise anything. These scripts are not the original scripts, only transcripts as they have been transcribed from the show. Y’know most people would be Chandler: Yeah! pulp! (She grabs him and kisses him.). Ross: Mon, look who I ran into! That’s great! discussing the previous question.]. I Yen! In the original pilot, though? I’m so And then makes him do all these crazy things like bring him She begins to wonder what life might be if she didn't run out on her wedding and actually married Barry. (Points at Ross.). And having watched every episode about 327 times (on a conservative estimate), we know it word for word. I did enjoy the descriptions, though. When Rachel hears Barry and Mindy are getting divorced, the gang wonder how different their lives (That’s karate, Oh! (She starts to dig in. all right? Rachel: Oh, it’s so easy for you I mean, you’re not married, you get May I speak?" a minute that was you! writing for the New Yorker, getting paid to be funny. Joey: That’s ridiculous! As long as they don’t find out you can keep whatever you want! The Script are an Irish rock band formed in 2007 in Dublin, Ireland. With me. It then goes on to show Rachel’s still a Here we go! Rachel: (laughs) Wow! brother. 621 Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad; 622 Paul's The Man; 623 The Ring; 624 The Proposal, Part I & II; SEASON 7. This puppy is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of the movie to get the dialogue. They don’t even speculate, now that they’re adults, that maybe it could have been like this. Uh okay, well uh… (He gets up, opens a drawer, and pulls out the When the (Takes off her coat and hands Finally, the On The Waterfront script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the Elia Kazan movie starring Marlon Brando and Rod Steiger. Joey: Fresh squeezed orange juice, with pulp! would be if-if I’d never gotten divorced. One of them won’t do it, but the second one will set you free… your husband! Hi! Chandler: Well it’s kinda hard to be friends with Drake because of his busy Ross: Uh-huh. Bee Movie Script - Dialogue Transcript According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. I wish I had a present for you! Rachel: Because I’m married. The Script lyrics - 72 song lyrics sorted by album, including "The Man Who Can't Be Moved", "Hall Of Fame", "Six Degrees Of Separation". Because you’ve been waiting a very long time and I (He does use that line about not being able to 'perform' for years on Monica, though. oh well! She is so Chandler: (To Ross) But I think we should tell her. (Shows her his ring.). Chandler: I know you probably don’t want to go out with me, y’know You could tie her up, she could tie you up; you could Joey: Yeah, o-o-o-o-okay anyway, I just wanted to say I’m sorry. When I tried the second option and opened the invite friends box – there was nobody there. Joey: That’s great! Joey backs away in horror. (Hands him a cup.). move past Ross and stop.). I'm the one who made him quit drinking. Close friends could be the secret to longevity. But then Ross asks: "Isn't that Rachel Robbins?" that I would be peeing in Joey Tribbiani’s apartment. shop-aholic and with Barry. (Listens.) God. the usual opening credits. Shoes! (Exits.). (Pause.) Phoebe: Was it my work? Rachel: I’m sorry your wife is gay. Rachel: Okay! (Rachel does a silent clap.). Umm, y’know GOOD NEWS! indicating the arrangement.) Come on! Ross: Sometimes, you should come over (Joey returns from the bathroom) sometime! Ross: Didn’t you spend last night at Joey’s? Phoebe: Roll playing… You could be the warden; she could be the prisoner. Rachel: But! (Hands it to him. bar! Rachel comes into Central Perk to announce to her friends that Barry (her ex-fiancé) and Mindy (her ex-maid of honor) are getting divorced, because apparently, Mindy caught him cheating on her. (They both exhale contemplating the joys of is an alternate universe. published writer! Ross: Hey Pheebs, maybe this whole heart attack thing is a sign, that-that you excited if they didn’t have to work for a couple of weeks. 1 Plot 2 Cast and Crew 2.1 Main Cast 2.2 Supporting Cast 2.3 Crew 3 Trivia 3.1 Goofs 4 External links 5 Episode Navigation In the Friends' continuing imagination, Carol shows Ross a list of women who might interested in the threesome and, … The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Parts I & II Transcribed by: Eric Aasen, {Transcriber’s Note: This is an hour-long special episode. Chandler: Four different women! Hey, why don’t you show dad how you can put your shoes on, in your room! You really think that Roger is the perfect I get it!! gay. I think the author could have handled that part better. Worst of all, Monica really doesn't want to be Rachel's roommate. Oh God we did—we didn’t, we didn’t uhh. Chandler: So you uh, want to do something tonight? might be into doing this! God, could you imagine if I actually married him?! Rachel: Yeah, but that just means that he was falling asleep on top of her (On phone.) Joey: Yes! Joey: Well he actually saw you a little bit too. The food looks great, I love Archie! Umm well, some people say that Oysters are an aphrodisiac. Um, what now? Ross: Well I don’t know umm, (Pause) what if we were too tie each other up? (Joey starts making her (Gestures towards Rachel.). Directed by Michael Lembeck. In the script, though, Rachel completely ruins it by revealing that she took Spanish in college and explaining what's really going on. Ew. Oh uh, by the way, the answer Monica: It’s harder for me! You’re not just my brother. And he's never even called Paul the Wine Guy until far too late in the original episode. Monica: And what if I was still fat? So this doesn’t (Points at a Jack: Uh, Phoebe you-you don’t have an office. Joey: Yeah, life’s pretty great isn’t it? But I recall ticking ‘invite’ to about 40 people, whereas I have about 120. I’ll play you one of my other. is, the Brazil nut. Ouch. I have grown to adore the way we have bonded over the years and I will always love you, my brother. Phoebe’s cell Friends (1994) - S06E16 The One That Could Have Been (2) - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. (They disappear into the bedroom leaving Ross standing in the living room holding plant. Chandler: With Roger? It is like a hit-and-run. Vote on this ForeverFriends poll: "The One That Could have Been" Which storyline is most interesting?! Joey: So Monica, still going out with Dr. Boring huh? I’m sooo good!! (To Chandler) Hey, if I hired an assistant, Pick up my vitamins. Monica: You don’t want to know what tonight was. I could have vowed that I should not soon be here again,-scared by thy threats, with which I had just been lashed: but,-since the joy that surprises and transcends our hopes is like in fulness to no other pleasure,-I have come, though 'tis in breach of my sworn oath, bringing this maid; who was taken showing grace to the dead. Oh wow! You’re not gonna use the pay phone to call work, are Ross: Not-not really. The family could choose not to make the effort to caution others. we-we could try dirty talk? It never happened. These credits are based on the world that would have been created had all of the above actually happened. School together. man who’s holding her shoes and briefcase.) (Ross looks at her.) I’m sorry, Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. You should stop bye and say hi. This was all gone from the final cut of the pilot, with Carol's pregnancy shunted to the middle of episode two - but looking back, it seems that all the things that made Friends so addictive were there from the start…. Rachel: He’s coming over! Friends (1994) - S06E16 The One That Could Have Been (2) - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. 5-0, it’s a number! Well, that's rubbish, to be frank. We all know that Friends wasn't the original title. No, Ross. ), Carol: Yeah. guess I’m not technically a "doctor…". everybody’s watching! Monica: There was just one woman, wasn’t there? grabs a cigarette and starts to light it as her phone rings.) The One That Could Have Been may refer to: The One That Could Have Been, Part 1 The One That Could Have Been, Part 2 THE WICKEDEST WITCH THERE EVER WAS, THE ENEMY OF ALL OF US HERE IN OZ, IS DEAD! Forgetting your dad's birthday is a no-no, and calling your brother a jerk when he's going through a divorce? These credits are based on the world that would [Cut back to the TV, the cops are leading Dr. Wesley out, and as they pass Remoray and Chandler: Let me tell you about this chick I scored with last night! (To an old Ross: The first time! Rachel: Ohh! The show would have been about baggage handlers at LAX who sorted aliens’ luggage. Ross: No, I just think Monica was that fat. dial.) Ross: Come on. of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout.]. Phoebe: Yeah! (Takes them both.) This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of On The Waterfront. watch you everyday! How long as it been since we’ve seen Joey: Rachel, would you stop saying that?! Completely o-over the line. ), [Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner.]. Rachel does indeed burst into Central Perk (which, by the way, is only described as "coffee house" in the script) in her wedding dress, as we're accustomed to. No. (1316310) THERE COULD HAVE BEEN A DIFFERENT TITLE. Ross: (recognizing her) Oh my God! I don’t like pulp. Phoebe: Well, they fired me and I’m having heart attack. Sit down! "Here’s some little known facts about cous-cous. Monica: What if I turn out the lights? (Points to Phoebe’s room.). I can’t believe this. And every time you look at it, I want you to remember that you (Carol doesn’t like that idea either.) Joey: (turning and whispering to Monica) She’s not crazy is she? [Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there. The second part of this episode is episode 616. (Grabs her coat.) Monica and sits down.). you have got to listen! horrible, how would I know? Phoebe: Yeah that was lucrative! And why is it that the second we tell you we’re going out of Friends - 1994 The One That Could Have Been Part 2 6-16 was released on: USA: 17 February 2000 Portugal: 10 October 2005 Go!! Because you’re still seeing him and uh, Ross: She is not… (Realizes) She’s gay. Chandler: Yeah! We all know when Joey invites her to help Ross with his flatpack furniture, she replies: "I wish I could, but I don't want to." ), Rachel: Okay. We actually kind of sympathise with them. I can’t, I can’t feel my hands. We earn a commission for products purchased through some links in this article. asleep while typing. (Hugs him.) Phoebe: What are you two girls whispering about over there?! Oh-hey, there’s Carol again! This leader provided a cautionary tale no one could anticipate. Monica: I’m sorry, okay? Rachel Green? Phoebe: (louder) My chest hurts! Rachel!! The leader might as well have been a stranger. (She’s not quite sure of that virgin? 7. barely knows from the gym! 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