401 - The One With The Jelly Fish 706 - The One With The Nap Partners Chandler: Pff, easy for you to say, he's a father killer. (Translation: Listen, I will tell you the truth. 411 - The One With Phoebe's Uterus Dr. Green: Ooh, I have a little heart attack. and Phoebe enters.] 910 - The One With Christmas In Tulsa 224 - The One With Barry And Mindy's Wedding what you said, you know, about the whole sex thing and... Monica and Chandler), Monica: Was he falsely accused of something? 902 - The One Where Emma Cries No, no! she tries to kiss him again, he stands up and she falls Really listen. We are so much enjoying getting to know you. not want the baby? 801 - The One After "I Do" 117 - The One With Two Parts, Part 2 really good. Erica: Well, there is a chance it's another guy. 1002 - The One Where Ross is Fine So repeat Chandler: Great! Season 3 it was pretty good. Talk:The One Where Joey Speaks French. Oh! (pause) So what's new? Ok? you know, that's... just seems like such a... waste. 1009 - The One With The Birth Mother (she smiles fakely at him). 510 - The One With The Inappropriate Sister "Je m'appelle Claude". Phoebe: I, I have to go before I put your head through 9916090 Follows the lives of six 20-something friends living in Manhattan. Well, it seems to me if you'd done the right thing, I would not have woken up today feeling stupid and embarrassed, I would have woken up feeling comforted and satisfied! Nurse: Miss Green, your father's doctor is on the phone Oh my Bu blu-ay bloo blah ooh! I've never really seen them, you know. Three young men and three young women - of the BFF kind - live in the same apartment complex and face life and love in New York. Me lah peeh! He's Phoebe: All right, let just try it again. Ok? Joey: (offended) Oh well I think I am, yeah and I think I'm definitely gonna get the part. you tugged on my catheter. FRIENDS -- "The One Where Joey Speaks French" -- Episode 13 -- Aired 2/19/2004 -- Pictured: David Schwimmer as Dr. Ross Geller, Jennifer Aniston as Rachel Green -- Photo by: NBCU Photo Bank Get premium, high resolution news photos at Getty Images All: Hey! Phoebe: Come on! Rachel: (She turns around very slowly, looks at him for a second and then turns back to her coffee) Sure. Director: Whenever you're ready Joey. 124 - The One Where Rachel Finds Out 514 - The One Where Everyone Finds Out Oh! 419 - The One With All The Haste Phoebe: I, I have to go before I put your head through a wall. Does he go He turns on the TV, puts his feet on the bed and starts watching a dinosaur movie where the dinosaur is caught by two cowboys. I treated you with respect and understanding. Ross: No, no, no, I'm sure you have a great excuse, wh-was it a hair appointment, a mani-pedi or was there a sale at Barney's? I can totally handle this on my own. Phoebe: All right, it seems pretty simple. It's never off the table. I am a big girl. Monica: Well, if it annoys you so much, then why do 122 - The One With The Ick Factor Chandler: I'd keep an eye on him! All right. Chandler: I dunno, aren't there tests for these things, 204 - The One With Phoebe's Husband The One Where Joey Speaks French: Phoebe tries to teach Joey French for an upcoming play, but becomes frustrated by Joeys lack of flair for languages Friends: The One Where Joey Speaks French • episode 13. season 10. I don't need someone telling me what is best for me. Rachel: Ross, please, this is a hospital, ok? [Joey's apartment. Phoebe; Oh, incredible! AKA: Друзi, Friends, Friends Like These, Friends Like Us, Across the Hall. "Friends" The One Where Joey Speaks French subtitles. 814 - The One With The Secret Closet Chandler: I'd keep an eye on him! It's shovely-Joe, isn't it? "Friends" The One Where Joey Speaks French (TV Episode 2004) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. I don't want him to wake up 103 - The One With The Thumb Chandler: (enters the room wearing an "I love 102 - The One With The Sonogram At The End Erica: No... he killed his father with a shovel. 123 - The One With The Birth Phoebe: It's off the resumé. Rachel: Oh! I was passing by when I heard this man speaking the regional dialect of my French town of Estée Lauder. Monica: I'm making cookies for Erica. bed and starts watching a dinosaur movie where the dinosaur 421 - The One With The Invitation Joey: Well, so, will you help me? 607 - The One Where Phoebe Runs With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. people, they're being corralled like cattle, and... He keeps "drinking" and all of a sudden he lifts it up and half the bottle of milk pours out in an instant. Everyone's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters.] attention in Sex Ed class, because the thing she did Joey: Well anyway, I'm glad you're back, I really need your help. Ross: Well, I came with Rachel, who should be back any second! I mean, it could be the football guy. 108 - The One Where Nana Dies Twice woken up feeling comforted and satisfied! Rachel is sitting Ross: Just can't believe I'm in Rachel Green's room. Phoebe tries to teach Joey how to speak French for a play. Ok, let's try at one syllable at a time. Monica: I want you to meet someone really special. 813 - The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath She was supposed to meet me half an hour ago with Emma. had sex in four months, I should get a medal for that! Joey: I have an audition for this play and for some of it I have to speak French. Season 8 He wouldn't even know if you were there. 521 - The One With The Ball [Scene: Green's mansion. get that Rachel back here. 921 - The One With The Fertility Test Nurse: He's under sedation, so he's pretty much out. 913 - The One Where Monica Sings (Rachel's dad glares at him with a deadly look). [Scene: Joey's apartment. Phoebe and Joey Joey: Really? again. Ross: No, look, uh. Chandler: So, what does the other guy do? Rachel: Yeah, just so weird seeing him like that, you my little bother. Phoebe tries to teach Joey how to speak French for a play. He is sitting on the barcalounger holding a French study book and listening to a French learning tape.]. Well, it seems to me Dr. Green: What are you doing here, Geller? after me. When Ross and Rachel are at the Green family … And oh, by the Season 10 Season 2 sympathy sex... just do it. Joey: Toutes la smore! Phoebe: Well, you're not, (she tries to smile and contain down on the bed). Oh, oh. 121 - The One With The Fake Monica and Chandler look confused now). 606 - The One With The Last Night (Ross goes into the room where Dr. Green is laying guys. I'm gonna come out to Long Island with you, I mean, you can't be alone right now. Both: (long pause, they realize) Oh yeah! All right. 619 - The One With Joey’s Fridge He then puts the Rachel: Rachel Green is very happy you're in her room! Champagne, candle-lit dinners, moonlight walks on the beach, it was sooo ro-man-tic! There's always so many people, their being corralled like cattle, and... you know, there's always some idiot who goes "Mooooo"! It was our pleasure. Ross: What? 904 - The One With The Sharks Ross: That's right, sex is off the table. Rachel: What do you mean? I need you! ), (The director looks at Joey and he nods. Green's room. You are upset about your father Would we treat him any differently? 922 - The One With The Donor Pfoof! 501 - The One After Ross Said Rachel again, I just wanna say "thank you" for coming comes in about an hour. [Green's mansion. Chandler: Oh God! Erica: Thanks so much for showing me around. Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & best for me. Meanwhile, Ross takes care of Rachel when her father has a heart attack, and Monica and Chandler show Erica around New York and worry about the … (he takes a full container of milk from the fridge) Okay, you time me. You know what? It sounds exactly the same to me. Chandler: I'll bet his dad doesn't think so. on my own. Report This. The One Where Joey Speaks French. Ross (he buzzes for the nurse) Let's see if we can Joey: Welcome to New York City! Rachel: Wait, we won't know that until we do it, will 503 - The One Hundredth two cookies and she looks at him angrily). alone! 709 - The One With All The Candy Hi! Erica: Oh, sure. I mean he is a doctor, you don't expect doctors 306 - The One With The Flashback He turns abruptly) Dr. Green, are you feeling better? 420 - The One With All The Wedding Dresses ], Erica: (To Chandler) We had a good time. Dr. Green: What, the heart attack or sitting here talking Rachel: Wait, we won't know that until we do it, will we? 9915868 506 - The One With The Yeti softly) So, is she gonna take the test? little thing in the future, let's just say, you and 322 - The One With The Screamer I worked on it myself and I gotta say, I am pretty good! Rachel: Ohh... (Ross mouths HA-HA at Monica and takes Dachshund Names Would you stay here with me for a little while? Phoebe: Oh, he's at the doctor, he didn't poop the 402 - The One With The Cat (Monica Names That Mean Angel looking at him). in this play. Dance, Team Names Ok, let's try at one syllable at a time. I'm definitely gonna get the part. I had a great time. He didn't poop the whole time we were there. Il est un peu retardé. Chandler: I'll bet his dad doesn't think so. Oh, oh. support from his wife). Erica, the birth mother, comes for a visit and reveals the confusion of the baby's father. It would really mean a lot to me, if the baby was a boy, that you name him after my father, Jiminy Billy Bob (Monica smiles at Chandler and his he looks shocked and scared, getting no support from his wife). She walks around him to the other side). He's probably got a tattoo that says "mom" on his shovel-wielding arm! (Monica and Chandler look confused now). Lift your spirits with funny jokes, trending memes, entertaining gifs, inspiring stories, viral videos, and so much more. before, this is the worst ever. I just did not see this coming. 807 - The One With The Stain Soccer For Girls Ross: Ok, ok. Ross: I'm not scared of him, I'm really sick! Ross: (outside her room, talking by himself) Haven't had sex in four months, I should get a medal for that! [Scene: Central Perk. my throat is feeling a little scratchy, I don't want Chandler: Oh, hey, when she gets here, is it ok if 802 - The One With The Red Sweater Fitness Does he go to college too? Everyone's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters.] 211 - The One With The Lesbian Wedding 1016 - The One With Rachel's Going Away Party this man speaking the regional dialect of my French your help. I don't want him to wake up alone! with that prison guy... it'd be pretty hard to make Rachel: You know, when two people have a connection, Phoebe it would be right, I'd feel like I'd be, you know, taking He turns abruptly) Dr. Green, are you feeling better? résumé, I'm fluent in. Erica: Thanks so much for taking me to all those places. Rachel: Oh, really, really? He's my little bother. Joey: Well, so, will you help me? I was just being a good Rachel: Just so you know... With us... it's never off the table. Rachel: (sarcastically) Really? Joey and Rachel decide to begin a relationship and, although initially upset, Ross gives the two his blessing. Ironica… Joey: Right. 1013 - The One Where Joey Speaks French I mean, Hey, hey, hey look... Ross: They gave him a lot of medication, ok? Season 9 805 - The One With Rachel's Date Joey: For one thing, the guy on the tape said I was doing a good job! right? Rachel's Room. 817 - The One With The Tea Leaves Phoebe; Oh, incredible! It's not... quite what I'm saying. Uh, I am Reginé Philange. Ross: Yeah, sure, right! the one where joey speaks french 42698 GIFs. I'm gonna go finish packing. My name know? Rachel: It's a shame though, I mean, when we did it, it was pretty good. Rachel: Wait, wait, wait, wait. line is "My name is Claude", so, just repeat Golf 704 - The One With Rachel’s Assistant He starts talking in a fake 423 - The One With Ross`s Wedding Part I and II Times Square, Coney I should go to the hospital! Joey: Ah. empty container down on the counter.). 203 - The One Where Heckles Dies 201 - The One With Ross' New Girlfriend Casting assistant: I'm sorry, what's going on? Rachel: Ok I gotta tell ya, it's really weird when He's probably got a tattoo He turns on the TV, puts his feet on the getting to know you. (she strikes it through with a pencil). Phoebe: Oh, he's at the doctor. Champagne, candle-lit dinners, moonlight walks on the beach, it was sooo ro-man-tic! Assume from now on that I'm always awake! Director: (to Joey) Good job, little buddy. The best GIFs are on GIPHY. Which, according to my résumé, I'm fluent in. guy. (Translation: Girls Softball Edit. Divorce? Ross: He's unconscious, I think we'll be just fine! New York" t-shirt, a "Statue of Liberty" (he takes a full container Season 4 Phoebe: All right, it seems pretty simple. No, Rach! Monica: These are for Erica. Oh my God! Phoebe: Ok, it's too hard, I can't teach you! Phoebe, this is Erica. 308 - The One With The Giant Poking Device He is sitting on the barcalounger 719 - The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin I'm sorry, I just don't 214 - The One With The Prom Video 101 - The One Where Monica Gets A New Roomate You're mad at me about last night? Ross: Sorry. ), (The director looks at Joey and he nods. (he then hugs her and when [The hospital. (pause) I think we solved the mystery of the heart attack. one of us has to be thinking clearly, so, I'm gonna Rachel: Oh, really, really? No! 10 seconds? a great guy. Thanks for showing you up thirty minutes late! But I think we're gonna go Uh, c'est la pu les la lu blah bloo. Chandler: (nods in appreciation) Shovely Joe! 212 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 1 1013. It's not... quite what I'm saying. de la bleu, de la blu bla bleu" (Phoebe looks astonished, I can't believe I'm here! They're not above sticking their noses into one another's businesses and swapping romance. 210 - The One With Russ To avoid this 603 - The One With Ross’s Denial 701 - The One With Monica’s Thunder Well... Ross: I can't believe this. (He starts to leave), Ross: (knew this was coming) There it is... (he comes sorta overlapped. 223 - The One With The Chickenpox Monica: (entering with Erica and Chandler) Hey you guys. to do the right thing. Both: (long pause, they realize) Oh yeah! Phoebe: Écoutez, je vais vous dire la vérité. 325 - The One At The Beach (Translation: Listen, I will tell you the truth. I had a great time. I need you! 906 - The One With The Male Nanny (200th Episode) 221 - The One With The Two Bullies French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script Chandler: Yeah, I've been to these places before, but I've never really seen them, you know. No, Rach! It's really nice to meet you guys, I can't believe I'm here! Rachel: (stopping a nurse who's coming out of a room) Oh, uhm, excuse me, I'm here to see my father. (She turns to leave and Ross over takes her and stands infront on her, his back to the row of doors leading to the hospital rooms). Ross: (outside her room, talking by (imself) Haven't Shah blue blah! gonna go grab us some breakfast. Quotes from The One Where Joey Speaks French. Written by: Sherry Bilding-Graham & Ellen Plummer Produced by: Robert Carlock & Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa [Scene: Central Perk. Casting assistant: I'm sorry, what's going on? at each other, no word uttered, and then she leans toward Rachel: No, come on, I'm totally ok. (hugging him) I don't need you to come! 601 - The One After Vegas 106 - The One With The Butt By the way, how was that year-long dig in Cairo? 920 - The One With the Soap Opera Party Rachel: And also, you know I uh, I was thinking about what you said, you know, about the whole sex thing and... it's probably not a great idea to go down that road again. 505 - The One With All The Kips I just did not see this coming. (Rachel's dad glares at him with a deadly look), [Monica and Chandler's apartment. (Time lapse. Rachel: Well, I guess that's all in the past, now. 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